+ Made of Sugar and Cayenne Pepper
Just your friendly neighbourhood succubus

I like fun things. I dislike nonfun things. May contain nuts.
I'll generally post things I find odd or funny, occasionally beautiful or interesting. I love tattoos, art, music, photography, weird jewelry, nostalgia, and sex.
Jolly good.

Jolly good.

9 months ago on October 24th, 2013 | J | 1 note

I didn’t recognise you at all.

And that doesn’t surprise me anymore.

1 year ago on June 8th, 2013 | J | 0 notes
F: Good to know he took a step down from me.
R: Step down? He fell down the ladder, into a basement, and didn't turn a light on.
1 year ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 0 notes
A neurotic and a sociopath walk into a bar. They freak out and leave immediately.
- me
1 year ago on February 4th, 2013 | J | 5 notes
Michael: How are you?
Fallyn: I'm alright, stressed.
Michael: What about ?
Fallyn: Life in general. Can't find a job, love life is a fucking mystery, can't find a winning lottery ticket...
Michael: Well the great things about mysteries, are that most times they end with screaming, banging, and someone being in handcuffs.
1 year ago on January 24th, 2013 | J | 0 notes
2 years ago on May 28th, 2012 | J | 4 notes
This one guy: I wanna make love to you.
Me: lol woah bro, I just wanna fuck.
2 years ago on May 19th, 2012 | J | 1 note
Here Marvel, take all my money.

Here Marvel, take all my money.

2 years ago on May 18th, 2012 | J | 5 notes

"Even in my subconscious, you’re a tease."

2 years ago on May 6th, 2012 | J | 0 notes
Emily: What is wrong with me? I took my birth control with tequila and I have a foot tattoo. I'm white trash.
2 years ago on May 3rd, 2012 | J | 1 note
Follow the white rabbit.

Follow the white rabbit.

2 years ago on April 30th, 2012 | J | 0 notes

The awkward moment when…

Han Solo chooses to bang Jabba the Hut over Leia in a golden bikini.

2 years ago on April 14th, 2012 | J | 1 note