Just your friendly neighbourhood succubus
I like fun things. I dislike nonfun things.
May contain nuts.
I'll generally post things I find odd or funny, occasionally beautiful or interesting. I love tattoos, art, music, photography, weird jewelry, nostalgia, and sex.
Good to know he took a step down from me.
Step down? He fell down the ladder, into a basement, and didn't turn a light on.
A neurotic and a sociopath walk into a bar. They freak out and leave immediately.
I'm alright, stressed.
Life in general. Can't find a job, love life is a fucking mystery, can't find a winning lottery ticket...
Well the great things about mysteries, are that most times they end with screaming, banging, and someone being in handcuffs.
Bought my cat a sweater. Yeap.
This one guy:
I wanna make love to you.
lol woah bro, I just wanna fuck.
Here Marvel, take all my money.
“Even in my subconscious, you’re a tease.”
What is wrong with me? I took my birth control with tequila and I have a foot tattoo. I'm white trash.
Follow the white rabbit.
The awkward moment when…
Han Solo chooses to bang Jabba the Hut over Leia in a golden bikini.