Just your friendly neighbourhood succubus
I like fun things. I dislike nonfun things.
May contain nuts.
I'll generally post things I find odd or funny, occasionally beautiful or interesting. I love tattoos, art, music, photography, weird jewelry, nostalgia, and sex.
I have more internet friends wishing me happy birthday and wanting to give me gifts and seemingly adore me more than my real life friends.
"Girl you don't need no phone reception, you gettin dick tonight"
I didn’t recognise you at all.
And that doesn’t surprise me anymore.
Condoning rape : Never okay.
They never deserve it. They never ask for it. Their clothing is not approval. Their intoxication is not an invite.
You now officially disgust me. Goodbye.
Good to know he took a step down from me.
Step down? He fell down the ladder, into a basement, and didn't turn a light on.
A neurotic and a sociopath walk into a bar. They freak out and leave immediately.
I'm alright, stressed.
Life in general. Can't find a job, love life is a fucking mystery, can't find a winning lottery ticket...
Well the great things about mysteries, are that most times they end with screaming, banging, and someone being in handcuffs.
Bought my cat a sweater. Yeap.
This one guy:
I wanna make love to you.
lol woah bro, I just wanna fuck.
Here Marvel, take all my money.
“Even in my subconscious, you’re a tease.”