life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
a warm rabbit dog baby with ears not grown in yet a+ animal
This is officially the best thing ever to have been giffed.
these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera.
are you fucking kidding me
#forcibly cuddles babies to stomach
are we not gonna talk about how she flashes her claws when they get to fucking close to her duckens?
"graffiti isnt art its just vandalism"
it is time.
soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper
I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.