I’m not a morning person

I’m not even an afternoon person

I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm

suitep:

This made my morning. I can get up and go to work now.

ifyouspeakmynameivanish:

ikilledtumblr4tanya:

i made sum pancakes

I thought this person was about to do heroine or something.

well I mean pretty sure that was the point

Source

theinconvenienced:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

Hooray context clues telling me what these gibberish symbols mean.

that-dude-with-the-voice:

grassfire:

that’s it

that’s the entire game

Skyrim in a nut shell.

x

keepmywhiskeyneat:

that’s it, we’re done evolving as a species. we don’t need to go any further. Congrats to all humanity

psychoticsnake:

robotspider:

When you are sad, just remember that jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats

I have arachnophobia

and I still think this is adorable

THEY LOOK SO HAPPY!! 

theirs:

i’d rather be a golden retriever who lives with a nice upper class white family

tastefullyoffensive:

Optimistic Dory